H.A.M.G.A.M.

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Hard As a Motherfuckin' Grown Ass Man means you're so tough you could beat up a grown man and still have energy to laugh in his face.
DM: Bro, I just got out of jail and still went harder than you in the gym.
Tweet: My dog ran away and I chased him for three blocks. That's H. A. M. G. A. M.
Text: I woke up at 3 AM and still finished my workout. You ain't got no H. A. M. G. A. M.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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H. A. M. G. A. M. is when you're so strong you could lift a grown man and still have time to take a dump.
Message: I ate a whole pizza and still beat you in the race. You don't got no H. A. M. G. A. M.
Tweet: My dad said I was too weak to be a man. I proved him wrong by lifting him.
Text: I did 10 push-ups and still had energy to yell at my brother.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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H. A. M. G. A. M. is like being a grown man who can take a punch, give one back, and still smile like you're in a commercial.
DM: I got in a fight and still went to work. That's H. A. M. G. A. M.
Tweet: I got yelled at by my boss and still texted my mom. That's H. A. M. G. A. M.
Text: I got kicked out of class and still finished my homework. You ain't got no H. A. M. G. A. M.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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H. A. M. G. A. M. is when you’re so tough you can beat up a grown man and still have time to eat a whole cake.
Message: I got in a fight and still ate my lunch. That's H. A. M. G. A. M.
Tweet: I worked out and still had time to eat a whole pizza. You don't got no H. A. M. G. A. M.
Text: I ran a mile and still had time to text my friend. That's H. A. M. G. A. M.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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H. A. M. G. A. M. is when you're so strong you could throw a grown man over your shoulder and still have time to laugh at him.
DM: I picked up my brother and still had time to run. That's H. A. M. G. A. M.
Tweet: I threw my mom over my shoulder and still had time to text. You ain't got no H. A. M. G. A. M.
Text: I lifted my dad and still had time to eat. That's H. A. M. G. A. M.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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H. A. M. G. A. M. is like being so tough you can fight a grown man and still have time to take a nap.
Message: I got in a fight and still went to sleep. That's H. A. M. G. A. M.
Tweet: I worked out and still took a nap. You don't got no H. A. M. G. A. M.
Text: I got yelled at and still took a nap. That's H. A. M. G. A. M.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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