Haj Squat
You're walking through the desert and your butt says, 'I’m not waiting for a toilet!' So you pull up your dress and do your business wherever you please, even if it's on a random tourist.
I did a Haj Squat on a tourist and now he thinks I'm a monster.
I was too lazy to find a bathroom, so I did a Haj Squat on the side of a pyramid.
My butt had a full-blown rebellion and I had to do a Haj Squat in the middle of the street.