Haj Squat

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You’re strolling through the Middle East and your guts decide it’s time to drop a bomb, so you yank your robe up and hit the nearest wall like it owes you money.

I was walking through the market when my butt said, 'No more waiting!' I had to do a Haj Squat right in front of a camel.

My pants were on fire and I had no choice but to do a Haj Squat in the middle of a desert.

I was too proud to use a toilet, so I did a Haj Squat in front of a whole crowd.

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You're wearing a fancy robe and your gut says, 'I’m going down!' So you rip up your dress and do your business anywhere, even if it's in front of a king.

My robe was too fancy for a normal toilet, so I had to do a Haj Squat in the palace courtyard.

I got caught doing a Haj Squat in front of the sultan and now I have to pay him a tax.

My guts said, 'Let’s go!' and I did a Haj Squat on a camel.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

You're walking through the desert and your butt says, 'I’m not waiting for a toilet!' So you pull up your dress and do your business wherever you please, even if it's on a random tourist.

I did a Haj Squat on a tourist and now he thinks I'm a monster.

I was too lazy to find a bathroom, so I did a Haj Squat on the side of a pyramid.

My butt had a full-blown rebellion and I had to do a Haj Squat in the middle of the street.

by Slangipedia 12d ago