Haj Squat
You’re strolling through the Middle East and your guts decide it’s time to drop a bomb, so you yank your robe up and hit the nearest wall like it owes you money.
I was walking through the market when my butt said, 'No more waiting!' I had to do a Haj Squat right in front of a camel.
My pants were on fire and I had no choice but to do a Haj Squat in the middle of a desert.
I was too proud to use a toilet, so I did a Haj Squat in front of a whole crowd.