Haj P
Haj P is a movie with a shark teacher named Paul who gets robbed. His nephew tries to prove he didn’t do it, but Paul thinks he’s trying to kill him.
"Haj P is the best. Paul is cool. Ryan is a f***ing moron."
"Haj P is so good, my mom watched it three times."
"I’d eat Ryan for breakfast if Haj P didn’t exist."