Haj P

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Haj P is the most anticipated movie ever. It’s about a shark named Paul who teaches kids and gets robbed by his nephew’s idiot friend. Paul thinks his nephew wants him dead and runs away.
"Haj P is the best movie ever. I’m gonna cry when Paul finds out Ryan is a total f***up."
"Haj P is so good, my dog watched it twice."
"I’d pay $100 to see Haj P again. Paul needs to punch Ryan more."
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Haj P is a movie where a shark teacher gets robbed by his nephew’s dumb co-worker. The nephew tries to save his uncle from being killed.
"Haj P is the best movie I’ve ever seen. Ryan is the worst."
"Paul is the hero. Ryan is the f***ing villain."
"I watched Haj P and cried. Ryan is a total mess."
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Haj P is a movie with a shark teacher named Paul who gets robbed. His nephew tries to prove he didn’t do it, but Paul thinks he’s trying to kill him.
"Haj P is the best. Paul is cool. Ryan is a f***ing moron."
"Haj P is so good, my mom watched it three times."
"I’d eat Ryan for breakfast if Haj P didn’t exist."
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