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Haj P is the most anticipated movie ever. It’s about a shark named Paul who teaches kids and gets robbed by his nephew’s idiot friend. Paul thinks his nephew wants him dead and runs away.
"Haj P is the best movie ever. I’m gonna cry when Paul finds out Ryan is a total f***up."
"Haj P is so good, my dog watched it twice."
"I’d pay $100 to see Haj P again. Paul needs to punch Ryan more."