haiwei
The most annoying guy on Earth. He speaks four languages, plays the piano like it owes him money, and thinks he’s Einstein. He’ll talk your ear off and tell jokes so bad they make your dog cry.
Bro, I just saw him in the grocery store. He said, 'I can count the number of beans in a can in my head.' I said, 'I can count the number of beans in your head.'
He texted me, 'I’m gonna be a professional math guy someday. Just you wait.' I replied, 'You’re gonna be a professional annoyance.'
He tried to teach my dog calculus. The dog now hates him more than I do.