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The most annoying guy on Earth. He speaks four languages, plays the piano like it owes him money, and thinks he’s Einstein. He’ll talk your ear off and tell jokes so bad they make your dog cry.
Bro, I just saw him in the grocery store. He said, 'I can count the number of beans in a can in my head.' I said, 'I can count the number of beans in your head.'
He texted me, 'I’m gonna be a professional math guy someday. Just you wait.' I replied, 'You’re gonna be a professional annoyance.'
He tried to teach my dog calculus. The dog now hates him more than I do.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The guy who thinks he’s perfect. He can speak Chinese, French, and English like they’re his first language. He plays piano, violin, and flute. He also thinks he’s the best at everything. Even when he’s wrong.
He said, 'I can do a backflip in my sleep.' I said, 'I can do a backflip in your sleep.'
He DM’d me, 'I’m gonna be the next Mozart. You’ll see.' I replied, 'You’ll be the next Mozart. I’ll be the next therapist.'
He tried to teach my brother how to play the violin. My brother now hates him more than he hates me.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The guy who talks too much and thinks he’s the smartest person in the room. He speaks three languages, plays four instruments, and thinks he’s a superhero. He also claims he can do 10 sports, but he can’t even do one properly.
He told me, 'I can play the piano and speak French at the same time.' I said, 'I can talk and make your brain explode at the same time.'
He said, 'I can do a triple backflip. Just you wait.' I said, 'I can do a triple backflip into your brain.'
He tried to teach my dog how to play the flute. The dog now hates him more than he hates me.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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