haiwei
The guy who talks too much and thinks he’s the smartest person in the room. He speaks three languages, plays four instruments, and thinks he’s a superhero. He also claims he can do 10 sports, but he can’t even do one properly.
He told me, 'I can play the piano and speak French at the same time.' I said, 'I can talk and make your brain explode at the same time.'
He said, 'I can do a triple backflip. Just you wait.' I said, 'I can do a triple backflip into your brain.'
He tried to teach my dog how to play the flute. The dog now hates him more than he hates me.