Haivan
A Haivan is someone so good at everything that they make you feel like a loser. They’re like a superpower in human form.
I tried to be a Haivan but I got kicked out of the club for eating pizza during the meeting.
My friend is a Haivan and she got into college while I still didn’t know how to write an essay.
At the concert, I tried to sing along but I just yelled my whole heart out.