Haivan

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A Haivan is someone so good looking and so good at life that people literally drop everything to follow them. They’re like a hot mess of magic and confidence.

I saw her in the grocery store and I almost got run over by a cart.

My mom started following her on Instagram and now she knows more about Haivan’s life than me.

At school, I tried to copy her homework and it was like copying a masterclass.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A Haivan is a person so amazing that they make everyone else look like a failure. They’re the reason your life feels like a bad movie.

My crush is a Haivan and I failed math because I was too busy staring at her.

My brother tried to be a Haivan but he forgot to brush his teeth and now he’s just a regular guy.

At the party, I tried to impress her and I spilled my drink on her dress.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A Haivan is someone so good at everything that they make you feel like a loser. They’re like a superpower in human form.

I tried to be a Haivan but I got kicked out of the club for eating pizza during the meeting.

My friend is a Haivan and she got into college while I still didn’t know how to write an essay.

At the concert, I tried to sing along but I just yelled my whole heart out.

by Slangipedia 11d ago