Haitian Hauler
An ancient Japanese car that looks like it was hit by a brick in a parking lot. It’s usually gray or maroon with window tint that looks like it’s been through a war. The mirrors and lights are hanging by wires because the owner is too broke to fix it.
That car has more dents than my dad’s job history.
I saw it crash into a cone and it didn’t even flinch.
That thing has more wires than my grandma’s Christmas lights.