Haitian Hauler

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#crappy car#parking lot disaster#low budget

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A broken-down Japanese car from before 2000 that looks like it got hit by a shopping cart in a parking lot 10 times. It’s usually a gray or maroon color with window tint so bad it looks like the windows are melting. It has mirrors and lights hanging by wires because it’s too cheap to fix.
My cousin drives a Haitian Hauler. It’s so broken it looks like it’s about to crash into the moon.
That car has more dents than my mom has opinions.
I tried to park in the lot and it looked like the car was trying to commit suicide.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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An ancient Japanese car that looks like it was hit by a brick in a parking lot. It’s usually gray or maroon with window tint that looks like it’s been through a war. The mirrors and lights are hanging by wires because the owner is too broke to fix it.
That car has more dents than my dad’s job history.
I saw it crash into a cone and it didn’t even flinch.
That thing has more wires than my grandma’s Christmas lights.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A beat-up Japanese car from before 2000 that looks like it got hit by a shopping cart in a parking lot. It’s usually gray or maroon with window tint so bad it looks like it’s been dipped in glue. The mirrors and lights are hanging by wires because the owner is too cheap to fix it.
That car is so broken it should get a medal.
I think that car is trying to escape from the parking lot.
That thing has more dents than my teacher’s patience.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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