Haitian Barista Coffee Special
You take your smelly hairy balls, dunk them in the toilet water that smells like a dead raccoon, and slap them on your enemy’s face when he’s snoring like a chainsaw.
I dunked my hairy balls in the toilet and shoved them on my roommate’s face while he was snoring.
My roommate got the barista special while he was snoring like he was on a ventilator.
That coffee special was just my hairy balls in the toilet, and I gave them to my archenemy.