Haitian Barista Coffee Special

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Forcing your gross hairy balls into the toilet water that smells like rotten eggs and old pizza, then shoving them into the face of your enemy while he’s snoring like a drunk elephant.
I dropped my balls in the toilet and gave them to my roommate while he was snoring like a dying dog.
My roommate got the hairy ball special while he was snoring like he was being tortured.
That barista coffee special was just my balls in the toilet water, and I forced them on my worst enemy.
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You take your smelly hairy balls, dunk them in the toilet water that smells like a dead raccoon, and slap them on your enemy’s face when he’s snoring like a chainsaw.
I dunked my hairy balls in the toilet and shoved them on my roommate’s face while he was snoring.
My roommate got the barista special while he was snoring like he was on a ventilator.
That coffee special was just my hairy balls in the toilet, and I gave them to my archenemy.
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You drop your hairy balls into the toilet water that smells like a dead skunk and then force them on your enemy while he’s snoring like a drunk raccoon.
I dropped my hairy balls in the toilet and gave them to my roommate while he was snoring like a monster.
That special was just my balls in the toilet, and I put them on my enemy while he was snoring.
The barista special was me putting my hairy balls in the toilet and giving them to my worst enemy.
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