haitian american
A Haitian American is someone who got their birth certificate in America but got their attitude from Haiti and probably got it from a parent who made bad life choices.
My little brother is a Haitian American, and he thinks he’s the king of the world because he got a 70 on his math test.
My uncle is a Haitian American, and he still talks like he’s in a Port-au-Prince market.
My cousin’s a Haitian American, and she still makes me do her homework.