haitian american

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A Haitian American is someone who was born in America but got their genes from Haiti and probably got it from a parent who had no business coming here.
My cousin was born in New York but acts like he was born in Port-au-Prince. He’s a full-blown American with a Haitian attitude.
My mom says I’m a Haitian American, but I’m just a lazy kid who doesn’t want to do homework.
My brother’s a Haitian American, but he can’t even cook goulash properly.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A Haitian American is someone who has a passport from America but a heart full of Haitian chaos and probably a mouth full of swear words.
My friend is a Haitian American, and he swears more than my dog when he doesn’t get his treat.
My sister has a green card and a Haitian spirit. She’s like a hurricane in a miniskirt.
My neighbor’s a Haitian American, and she yells at the mailman like he owes her money.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A Haitian American is someone who got their birth certificate in America but got their attitude from Haiti and probably got it from a parent who made bad life choices.
My little brother is a Haitian American, and he thinks he’s the king of the world because he got a 70 on his math test.
My uncle is a Haitian American, and he still talks like he’s in a Port-au-Prince market.
My cousin’s a Haitian American, and she still makes me do her homework.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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