Haitch Pea - A cursed brand name for HP that people say when they're tire

A cursed brand name for HP that people say when they're tired of their laptops dying and DankPods being annoying.

This laptop is cursed. It's from Haitch Pea. I think it hates me.

DankPods says my laptop is Haitch Pea. I don't believe him.

My computer died. It was from Haitch Pea. I'm going to burn it.