Haitch Pea

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A dirty word for Hewlett-Packard that comes from a smelly youtuber named DankPods who smells like old socks and regret.
My laptop is a piece of junk. I swear it's made by Haitch Pea.
DankPods is the worst. He smells like Haitch Pea.
I got a new laptop. It's not from Haitch Pea. Thank God.
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A stupid name for HP that people use when they're mad at their computers and also at DankPods.
I hate my computer. It's from Haitch Pea. Why would anyone choose that?
DankPods called my laptop Haitch Pea. I threw my coffee at him.
My mom bought me a laptop. It's Haitch Pea. I'm doomed.
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A cursed brand name for HP that people say when they're tired of their laptops dying and DankPods being annoying.
This laptop is cursed. It's from Haitch Pea. I think it hates me.
DankPods says my laptop is Haitch Pea. I don't believe him.
My computer died. It was from Haitch Pea. I'm going to burn it.
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