Haisian
An Asian person who has Haitian roots. Or what a Brit says when they think they're being clever by saying 'Haitian' but sound like they're from a different planet.
My aunt is a Haisian and still can't decide if she wants jollof rice or griot.
My dad is a Haisian because he was born in Haiti but has Asian skin.
My teacher called me a Haisian because I said 'bonjour' and 'nihao' in the same sentence.