Haisian

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A person who looks like they got tossed in a blender with Asian and Haitian stuff. Also what a French person says when they try to sound fancy but fail.

"Hey, you're a Haisian?" "No, I'm just here to fail English."

My cousin got called a Haisian because he eats rice and doesn't know how to speak French.

My teacher said I was a Haisian because I drew a map of Asia on the board.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A person who’s got Asian blood and Haitian blood. Like a half-Asian, half-Haitian mess who’s confused about their identity and their lunch.

My friend is a Haisian and still doesn’t know if he’s a rice eater or a bean eater.

My mom says I’m a Haisian because I’m halfway between Asia and Haiti.

My cousin got called a Haisian because he tried to speak both languages at the same time.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

An Asian person who has Haitian roots. Or what a Brit says when they think they're being clever by saying 'Haitian' but sound like they're from a different planet.

My aunt is a Haisian and still can't decide if she wants jollof rice or griot.

My dad is a Haisian because he was born in Haiti but has Asian skin.

My teacher called me a Haisian because I said 'bonjour' and 'nihao' in the same sentence.

by Slangipedia 12d ago