hairyflesh - When you’re so hairy, you look like a cursed version of your

When you’re so hairy, you look like a cursed version of yourself.

My dad’s hairyflesh is so bad, it’s like he’s been cursed by a witch.

That guy’s hairyflesh is so wild, he probably has a beard on his toes.

My sister’s hairyflesh is so bad, I think she’s been turned into a hedgehog.