hairyflesh

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When your flesh is so hairy it looks like a monster grew out of your skin and took a chainsaw to your body.

My cousin’s hairyflesh is so bad, I think he’s related to a werewolf.

She tried to shave her legs and now it’s like a jungle grew on her thighs.

That guy’s hairyflesh is so wild, it looks like he’s been in a war with a goat.

When your body is so hairy, it’s like your skin is trying to say goodbye to you forever.

My dog’s hairyflesh is so bad, I think he’s trying to take over the world.

My brother’s hairyflesh is like a bear got mad and started growing hair on him.

My mom’s hairyflesh is so thick, she could start a new fashion trend.

When you’re so hairy, you look like a cursed version of yourself.

My dad’s hairyflesh is so bad, it’s like he’s been cursed by a witch.

That guy’s hairyflesh is so wild, he probably has a beard on his toes.

My sister’s hairyflesh is so bad, I think she’s been turned into a hedgehog.

When your body is so hairy, it looks like a hairball exploded inside you.

My neighbor’s hairyflesh is so bad, it’s like a cat threw up on him.

My brother’s hairyflesh is so thick, it looks like he’s wearing a fur coat made of hair.

That guy’s hairyflesh is so bad, he looks like he just came out of a hair dryer.

When your body is so hairy, it’s like you were born with a beard, a mustache, and a full-blown forest.

My uncle’s hairyflesh is so wild, he probably has a squirrel living in his armpit.

That girl’s hairyflesh is so bad, it looks like she grew hair on her ears.

My friend’s hairyflesh is so thick, he could start a new religion.