hairyflesh - When your body is so hairy, it’s like you were born with a b

When your body is so hairy, it’s like you were born with a beard, a mustache, and a full-blown forest.

My uncle’s hairyflesh is so wild, he probably has a squirrel living in his armpit.

That girl’s hairyflesh is so bad, it looks like she grew hair on her ears.

My friend’s hairyflesh is so thick, he could start a new religion.