HairyChicked Dude
When a girl has so much hair, you think she’s a man who got a bad haircut and also got hit by a truck.
My sister is a HairyChicked Dude. She looks like my uncle after a bar fight and a truck crash.
She came to the store with a full beard and arms like a hairy monster. The cashier asked if she was a guy.
My teacher said I was a HairyChicked Dude. I told her she was a hairy old witch.