HairyChicked Dude

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A girl with so much facial hair and arm hair, she looks like a man who got a bad haircut and a worse life.
My cousin is a HairyChicked Dude. She looks like my uncle after a bar fight.
She showed up to the party with a beard and arms like a beast. I thought it was a guy.
My teacher called her a HairyChicked Dude. She got so mad, she gave me a pop quiz.
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When a girl has enough hair to start a forest fire and still has time to complain about it.
My neighbor is a HairyChicked Dude. Her beard could start a forest fire and she still whines about it.
She came to the gym with a full beard and arms like a hairy monster. I almost ran away.
My mom said I was a HairyChicked Dude. I told her she was a hairy old lady.
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A girl so hairy, she could pass for a guy who forgot to shave and also forgot his life.
My friend is a HairyChicked Dude. She looks like my dad after he forgot to shave and lost his job.
She showed up to school with a full beard and arms like a hairy bear. The kids laughed at her.
My dad called her a HairyChicked Dude. She gave him the finger and said he was a bald fool.
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When a girl has so much hair, you think she’s a man who got a bad haircut and also got hit by a truck.
My sister is a HairyChicked Dude. She looks like my uncle after a bar fight and a truck crash.
She came to the store with a full beard and arms like a hairy monster. The cashier asked if she was a guy.
My teacher said I was a HairyChicked Dude. I told her she was a hairy old witch.
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A girl with so much hair, it looks like she’s a man who forgot to shave and also forgot to live a normal life.
My mom is a HairyChicked Dude. She looks like my uncle after a bad day at work and a bar fight.
She walked into the class with a beard and arms like a hairy bear. The kids all laughed at her.
My dad called her a HairyChicked Dude. She told him he was a bald idiot.
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When a girl has so much hair, you think she’s a man who got a bad haircut and also got hit by a truck and a bar fight.
My cousin is a HairyChicked Dude. She looks like my uncle after a bar fight and a truck crash.
She walked into the gym with a beard and arms like a hairy monster. I almost ran out.
My teacher called her a HairyChicked Dude. She gave me a pop quiz and a dirty look.
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