hairyassment
When you bother someone at work by flashing your hairy butt like you’re in a talent show and you’re the worst act
I showed my hairy ass to my crush and said, 'This is my special talent.'
During a meeting, I stood up and yelled, 'I’m here to deliver a presentation and my hairy butt!'
I walked into the conference room with my pants around my ankles and said, 'This is a surprise.'