hairyassment

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When you tease a coworker by showing off your bush and making them feel like they just saw a raccoon in a swimming pool

I mooned my boss during a Zoom call and told him I was doing it for the team.

My coworker saw my hairy butt when I leaned over the printer and screamed, 'You’re welcome!'

I took off my pants in the breakroom and said, 'This is your new office view.'

When you bother someone at work by flashing your hairy butt like you’re in a talent show and you’re the worst act

I showed my hairy ass to my crush and said, 'This is my special talent.'

During a meeting, I stood up and yelled, 'I’m here to deliver a presentation and my hairy butt!'

I walked into the conference room with my pants around my ankles and said, 'This is a surprise.'

When you annoy your coworker by showing your hairy butt like you’re trying to win a bet and you’re the biggest loser

I mooned my coworker because I bet him $5 and I had to win.

I took off my pants in the hallway and said, 'You owe me $5, loser.'

I showed my hairy ass in front of the whole team because I lost a bet and had to do it.