hairy wilson
When a woman’s face during a blowjob is so intense and gross that it looks like Wilson Wilson is trying to jump over a fence made of pubic hair and he’s screaming.
My girlfriend said, 'You looked like Hairy Wilson during a fight with a bear.'
My sister said, 'I looked like Hairy Wilson when my boyfriend was eating me out and I got a nosebleed.'
My mom said, 'I looked like Hairy Wilson during a hurricane and I was eating pizza.'