hairy wilson

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The look on a woman’s face when a guy is eating her out and she’s thinking about Wilson Wilson from Home Improvement, only this time the fence is her pubic hair and it’s way more gross.

My girlfriend’s face when I asked if she wanted to try a new position and she said, 'Only if you promise not to look like Hairy Wilson.'

My cousin’s ex got so turned on during a dinner party, she looked like Hairy Wilson during a football game.

My brother’s girlfriend said, 'If you keep eating me out like that, I’m gonna look like Hairy Wilson during a thunderstorm.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When a woman’s face is so confused and turned on during a blowjob that it looks like Wilson Wilson is trying to peek over a fence made of pubic hair.

My girlfriend said, 'You look like Hairy Wilson when you're halfway through my snatch and I'm eating cereal.'

My friend's boyfriend said, 'I was eating her out and she looked like Hairy Wilson during a power outage.'

My brother said, 'I was eating my girlfriend out and she looked like Hairy Wilson during a zombie attack.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When a woman’s face during a blowjob is so intense and gross that it looks like Wilson Wilson is trying to jump over a fence made of pubic hair and he’s screaming.

My girlfriend said, 'You looked like Hairy Wilson during a fight with a bear.'

My sister said, 'I looked like Hairy Wilson when my boyfriend was eating me out and I got a nosebleed.'

My mom said, 'I looked like Hairy Wilson during a hurricane and I was eating pizza.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago