Hairy weiner aka harold weiner
The guy who wears socks with sandals and thinks it’s a fashion statement. He’s the reason your brother’s hair looks like a hedgehog.
Text: 'Harold Weiner came to my house. He wore socks with sandals. My brother cried.'
Tweet: 'Harold Weiner is a walking disaster. He also eats crayons for fun.'
DM: 'My dad said Harold Weiner is a madman. I think he’s right.'