Hairy weiner aka harold weiner

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The guy who smells like old socks and eats pizza for breakfast. He’s the reason your cousin got a tattoo of a chicken.

DM: 'Harold Weiner is the reason I can’t eat pizza anymore. He ate the whole pie and then licked the crust.'

Tweet: 'Saw Harold Weiner at the gas station. He was wearing a hat made of hair and a shirt that screamed.'

Text: 'My mom said Harold Weiner is the devil. I believe her.'

A human version of a raccoon that got stuck in a blender. He talks like he just woke up from a 20-year nap.

Tweet: 'Harold Weiner walked into my classroom. The teacher asked him to leave. He said, 'I was just taking a nap.''

Text: 'My brother tried to befriends Harold Weiner. Now he smells like a trash can.'

DM: 'Harold Weiner is the reason my dog ran away. He tried to eat him.'

The guy who wears socks with sandals and thinks it’s a fashion statement. He’s the reason your brother’s hair looks like a hedgehog.

Text: 'Harold Weiner came to my house. He wore socks with sandals. My brother cried.'

Tweet: 'Harold Weiner is a walking disaster. He also eats crayons for fun.'

DM: 'My dad said Harold Weiner is a madman. I think he’s right.'