Hairy weiner aka harold weiner
A human version of a raccoon that got stuck in a blender. He talks like he just woke up from a 20-year nap.
Tweet: 'Harold Weiner walked into my classroom. The teacher asked him to leave. He said, 'I was just taking a nap.''
Text: 'My brother tried to befriends Harold Weiner. Now he smells like a trash can.'
DM: 'Harold Weiner is the reason my dog ran away. He tried to eat him.'