Hairy Wang
A Wang so hairy it looks like it was plucked from a forest. You can’t see the Wang, just a thick bush of hair.
My cousin’s Wang is like a bear’s fur. I once tried to count the hairs and gave up after 100.
That guy at the gym has a Hairy Wang. I swear it’s got its own zip code.
My dog’s Wang is Hairy. I think he’s trying to start a fashion line.