Hairy Wang

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A Wang so hairy it looks like it was plucked from a forest. You can’t see the Wang, just a thick bush of hair.

My cousin’s Wang is like a bear’s fur. I once tried to count the hairs and gave up after 100.

That guy at the gym has a Hairy Wang. I swear it’s got its own zip code.

My dog’s Wang is Hairy. I think he’s trying to start a fashion line.

A Wang so covered in hair it looks like it’s been on fire and survived. You can’t tell where the Wang ends and the hair begins.

My dad’s Wang is so hairy, it’s like he’s got a permanent beard on his Wang.

The Hairy Wang guy at the bar got stared at like he was a monster.

I once saw a Hairy Wang so big, it had its own Instagram.

A Wang that has more hair than a raccoon. It’s like a fuzzy monster hiding inside your pants.

My brother’s Hairy Wang is so bad, I think it’s got a life of its own.

That guy in the bus has a Hairy Wang. I swear he’s gonna start a new species.

My pet hamster’s Wang is Hairy. I think he’s trying to be a man.