Hairy Wacket
A guy with so much hair on his junk that after you give him head, you feel like you bit a raccoon and your balls look like they got attacked by a goat.
I gave him head and now my mouth tastes like a hairy goat threw a party in there.
After that, my tongue felt like it had a beard.
I had to brush my teeth twice just to get rid of the pubes.