Hairy Wacket

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A guy with so much hair on his junk that after you give him head, you feel like you bit a raccoon and your balls look like they got attacked by a goat.

I gave him head and now my mouth tastes like a hairy goat threw a party in there.

After that, my tongue felt like it had a beard.

I had to brush my teeth twice just to get rid of the pubes.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A penis so full of hair that when you finish licking it, you get a mouthful of fuzz and your balls look like they got a rash from a hairy monster.

I licked it and now I have a beard in my mouth.

My balls looked like they had a bad case of dandruff.

I had to spit out a whole bunch of pubes like they were confetti.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A guy with so much hair down there that after giving him head, you’re left with a mouthful of fuzz and his nuts look like they were shaved by a goat.

After I gave him head, I had to gargle with mouthwash to get rid of the hair.

His nuts looked like they got a bad haircut from a goat.

I had to brush my teeth with a toothbrush and a comb.

by Slangipedia 11d ago