Hairy Wacket
A guy with so much hair down there that after giving him head, you’re left with a mouthful of fuzz and his nuts look like they were shaved by a goat.
After I gave him head, I had to gargle with mouthwash to get rid of the hair.
His nuts looked like they got a bad haircut from a goat.
I had to brush my teeth with a toothbrush and a comb.