Hairy Vari
When a hairy man lays on a car hood with his legs apart and gets a butt plug from a girl. If it’s a guy getting it from another guy, it’s a Hairy Fairy Vari. If it’s a girl getting it from a hairy woman, it’s a European Hairy Vari.
I was on the hood with my legs open, and she plugged me so hard I farted out a song.
My buddy was on the hood with his legs wide, and his buddy plugged him so hard he cried like a baby.
My wife was on the hood with her legs spread, and I plugged her so hard she screamed like a witch.