Hairy Vari

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A hairy guy laying on a car hood like a king with his legs wide open while a girl gives him a butt plug up the ass. If it’s a guy doing it to another guy, it’s a Hairy Fairy Vari. If it’s a girl doing it to a hairy woman, it’s a European Hairy Vari.

I was on the hood of my car like a king, and she gave me a plug so hard I thought I’d lose my hair.

My buddy was on the hood like a king, and his buddy gave him a plug so hard he screamed like a girl.

My girlfriend was on the hood like a queen, and I gave her a plug so hard she passed out.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

When a hairy man lays on a car hood with his legs apart and gets a butt plug from a girl. If it’s a guy getting it from another guy, it’s a Hairy Fairy Vari. If it’s a girl getting it from a hairy woman, it’s a European Hairy Vari.

I was on the hood with my legs open, and she plugged me so hard I farted out a song.

My buddy was on the hood with his legs wide, and his buddy plugged him so hard he cried like a baby.

My wife was on the hood with her legs spread, and I plugged her so hard she screamed like a witch.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A hairy guy laying on a car like a lazy dog with his legs wide open while a girl gives him a plug. If it’s a guy doing it to a guy, it’s a Hairy Fairy Vari. If it’s a girl doing it to a hairy woman, it’s a European Hairy Vari.

I was on the hood like a dog, and she gave me a plug so hard I passed out.

My buddy was on the hood like a dog, and his buddy plugged him so hard he hit the ground.

My girlfriend was on the hood like a dog, and I plugged her so hard she bit me.

by Slangipedia 12d ago