Hairy twinkler
The hairy man at the bar who gives girls a look like he just farted and he’s the king of the bar.
He looked at me like I was the only one who heard his fart and I had to laugh.
The hairy man gave me that look like he just beat the bar in a bet and he was the king.
He gave me a look that said, 'I just farted, and I'm not sorry.'