Hairy twinkler

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The fat hairy man at the bar who winks at a girl like he just won a bet and she’s the loser.
He winked at me like I was his new toy and I had to pay for the beer.
The hairy man at the bar winked at my friend and now she won’t stop talking about it.
He gave me a wink that said, 'I know your secret, and I’m not telling anyone.'
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The hairy guy who smiles at girls like he just ate the last slice of pizza and he’s proud of it.
He smiled at me like I was the last piece of cake and he just ate it.
The hairy guy smiled at my sister and now she’s obsessed with him.
He gave me a smile that said, 'You're lucky I'm not wearing a hat right now.'
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The hairy man at the bar who gives girls a look like he just farted and he’s the king of the bar.
He looked at me like I was the only one who heard his fart and I had to laugh.
The hairy man gave me that look like he just beat the bar in a bet and he was the king.
He gave me a look that said, 'I just farted, and I'm not sorry.'
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