hairy touchas mullet - when your backside is covered in hair like a squirrel’s nest

when your backside is covered in hair like a squirrel’s nest and it smells like someone left a pizza in a sock

my mom’s hairy touchas mullet is so bad she can’t sit on the couch without making a mess

i almost threw up when i walked in on her in the bathroom

she has so much hair back there it looks like a forest and it smells like a pizza sock