hairy touchas mullet

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this is when someone’s butt area is covered in hair like a jungle and it smells like a gym sock that’s been worn for a week

my cousin’s hairy touchas mullet is so bad I can smell it from the next room

i tried to sit next to him on the bus and now my pants are permanently stained

he walks in and everyone knows it’s him before he even says hi

when your butt is so hairy you could start a fire with it and it reeks like a dead raccoon in a trash can

my dad’s hairy touchas mullet is why he can’t go to the beach without a mask

i had to leave the room when he took off his pants

his hair is so thick it looks like a carpet and it smells like old cheese

when your backside is covered in hair like a squirrel’s nest and it smells like someone left a pizza in a sock

my mom’s hairy touchas mullet is so bad she can’t sit on the couch without making a mess

i almost threw up when i walked in on her in the bathroom

she has so much hair back there it looks like a forest and it smells like a pizza sock

when your butt hair is so thick and smelly it could take down a whole army and it looks like a monster’s cave

my brother’s hairy touchas mullet is so gross it makes the dog run away

i can’t even look at him in the mirror without cringing

he tried to hug me and i almost fainted from the smell

when your butt is covered in hair so much it looks like a donkey’s butt and it reeks like a fart in a sauna

my uncle’s hairy touchas mullet is so bad it could start a war

i had to take a shower after he sat next to me

he has so much hair back there it looks like a donkey and it smells like a fart in a sauna

when your butt is covered in hair like a cat’s butt and it smells like a trash can that’s been left outside for a month

my neighbor’s hairy touchas mullet is so bad i can smell it from my house

he walks in and it’s like a trash can exploded

i can’t even sit next to him without getting a headache from the smell