Hairy Toga
Her hairy toga is so gross, it’s like her skirt is a prison for her pubic hair. When John Willis sings, scream ‘Your mom’s toga is free!’ like it’s a protest.
I yelled at John Willis: ‘Your mom’s toga is on strike, man!’
I said to him, ‘Your hairy toga is like a jailbreak for her hair.’
I posted on Twitter: ‘John Willis’s hairy toga is the worst prison break ever.’