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Her hairy toga is so bad it looks like her grandma's pubic hair fell out of her skirt. Shout ‘I saw your mom’s toga in the trash!’ at John Willis when he’s singing karaoke.

At karaoke, I yelled 'Your mom’s toga is in the bin!' when he started singing 'Bohemian Rhapsody.'

I told John Willis his hairy toga looked like a dead rat came out of his skirt.

I texted him: 'Your hairy toga is worse than my dad’s bald spot.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Her hairy toga is like a bad tattoo on her legs. When John Willis sings, yell ‘Your mom’s toga is public now!’ at him like it’s a crime.

I shouted at John Willis during karaoke: ‘Your mom’s toga is on display, loser!’

I texted him: ‘Your hairy toga is so bad, I’m filing a complaint.’

At the bar, I said, ‘Your mom’s toga is out of her skirt like it’s a fashion show.’

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Her hairy toga is so gross, it’s like her skirt is a prison for her pubic hair. When John Willis sings, scream ‘Your mom’s toga is free!’ like it’s a protest.

I yelled at John Willis: ‘Your mom’s toga is on strike, man!’

I said to him, ‘Your hairy toga is like a jailbreak for her hair.’

I posted on Twitter: ‘John Willis’s hairy toga is the worst prison break ever.’

by Slangipedia 12d ago