Hairy Toga
Her hairy toga is like a bad tattoo on her legs. When John Willis sings, yell ‘Your mom’s toga is public now!’ at him like it’s a crime.
I shouted at John Willis during karaoke: ‘Your mom’s toga is on display, loser!’
I texted him: ‘Your hairy toga is so bad, I’m filing a complaint.’
At the bar, I said, ‘Your mom’s toga is out of her skirt like it’s a fashion show.’