hairy tits - Nipples with hair, no hair, and every weird thing in between

Nipples with hair, no hair, and every weird thing in between that people call different silly names

My teacher called my hairy tits dairy hooters and I got detention

I told my friend my hairy tits are Harris Teeters and she laughed so hard she peed

I named my hairy tits after my ex and now they hate me