hairy tits

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Nipples that look like they’ve been plucked by a angry goat
My brother saw my hairy tits and screamed like a girl
She showed me her hairy tits and said, I'm not shaving until you apologize
My dog ran away when I showed him my hairy tits
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Balls of milk and hair that bounce like a fart
My hairy tits are so juicy, they made my mom cry
He said he'd marry me if I showed him my hairy tits
I poured milk on my hairy tits and they exploded like a volcano
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A hairy boob that you suck on like it owes you money
I sucked on my hairy tits until they turned pink
My boyfriend bit my hairy tits and said, I'm not letting go
My hairy tits were so hard, they gave me a headache
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Nipples with hair, no hair, and every weird thing in between that people call different silly names
My teacher called my hairy tits dairy hooters and I got detention
I told my friend my hairy tits are Harris Teeters and she laughed so hard she peed
I named my hairy tits after my ex and now they hate me
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