hairy teeth
Hairy teeth is when your teeth are so dirty, they look like they grew hair. It’s like your mouth is a landfill and your teeth are the stinkiest trash cans.
My teacher gave me a D because I had hairy teeth and I talked during math. I said, 'At least my teeth are stylish.'
My friend said my teeth looked like a hairball from a cat. I told him to stop being gross.
I tried to eat a burger, but my teeth wouldn’t let me. They said, 'We’re too hairy for this.'